all offense intended but some of yalls ideas for making a “better” star wars film are hot garbage
49-minute yoda fuck scene
you are the exception
once i figure out how to hold a conversation, it’s friendship for you bitches
Summer Olympics: Who can run the fastest? :) Who can swim the fastest? :) Who can do the best somersault? :)
Winter Olympics: WHO CAN MAKE IT TO THE BOTTOM OF THIS ICE SLIDE OF DEATH AND SURVIVE?? WHO CAN GET AROUND THE RINK WITHOUT GETTING THEIR HANDS SLICED OFF BY EVERYONE ELSE’S FEET BLADES?? CAN THIS GUY DO A 1080 DEGREE FLIP WITHOUT DYING??
ee-3:
friend: i never knew u were gay
me: ya it wasnt relevant to your plot didnt want to seem like i was diverse for no reason :/

this is it… the worst text a guy has ever sent me in my entire 2 decades of life…. I surpassed the 5 stages of grief when I read it and astral projected straight to hell
the contact name im weak!!
IM SCREMANIGN the caption is just fake roller coaster
where is her Oscar?